I believe that clear eyes, full hearts can’t lose. If I could have three wishes, I’d wish for a Steak n Shake in California, for broccoli to taste as yummy as cookies, and for eternal sunshine for my family and friends. I think the single worst creation in our society is Sex in the City. Reality TV is a close second. I blame romantic comedies for my status as a singleton. Because of them, I continue to believe that one day Ryan Reynolds will see me walking down a sidewalk or sitting in a restaurant and say, “I have to marry that girl” and then he’ll sweep me off my feet. Figuratively, not literally. That would be weird and not at all romantic. Until that day, though, I’ll continue to be out here waiting for Godot.