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Amnesia Steele

It’s official. I purchased a defective copy of Fifty Shades of Grey. I want my money back. (For that and so many other reasons, reasons I will count on my long-fingered hand.) I have scoured and poured through the first 100 pages of E L James’s mind-numbing, soul-deadening descriptions and nowhere–I repeat NOWHERE–can I find … Continue reading