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An Open Letter to the Marginally-Successful Author Who is Holding My Manuscript Hostage

Dear Marginally-Successful Author Who is Holding My Manuscript Hostage, Your ransom note, cleverly disguised as “News and Notes”, arrived in my email inbox today at 10:22 A.M. I agree to your terms; I will send you the $45 check for your unsolicited commentary in exchange for the release of my beloved manuscript. Now that you’ve … Continue reading